Thank you Kato Auto Glass driver.

This is a thank you to the Kato Auto Glass employee who, while out driving irresponsibly on icy roads, did not kill my dad today.

I appreciate that you swerved and missed my dad while driving too fast for the conditions on Hwy 14 today.  It’s a little unfortunate that you were glaring at him as you passed, as shortly thereafter you plowed into a many car pile up at 40 miles per hour.

Hopefully those folks are all okay.

I guess I did not realize that it was in the fashion to pretend your front wheel drive truck with poor handling is a bowling ball, and that the cars who had minor fender benders and were stopped are your pins.  Hey… 7 or 8 out of 12 is really not that bad of a score now is it?

Guess that must have also delayed you getting to where you were going in such a hurry to begin with.   Ouch.

Regardless, thank you so much for not orphaning me today by killing my dad in my already dead mother’s car.

That might have potentially ruined Christmas.

Sincerely,

Me.